May 2013
unimodus:
captain’s log. idk what the frickin star date is. shit’s happening or something. g2g. kirk out.
2 tags
I’m irritated by humanity so I’m going to play the Sims.
fuckyeahsirharder:
vastderp:
Being skeptical that another person can be incapacitated by a mental illness because you cope just fine with your problems is basically the same as saying “I don’t understand why other people’s brakes fail, because my car works great.”
I reblog this every time.
when jesus is born I get presents
when jesus dies I get chocolate
I love jesus
slum—lord:
I just had my interview for a pizza place and the manager asked me what my qualifications for working there were to which I replied “I feel very strongly about pizza”
onlylolgifs:
y0ung-annd-r3ckl3ss:
The most notes I have even gotten on a post is like 11… That’s nothing compared to other people’s 100,000+ notes.
TMI TUESDAY - I WISH PEOPLE SENT ME THESE
1: Picture of yourself
2: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?
3: Have you ever been dumped?
4: What do you most like about making out?
5: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?
6: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?
7: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?
8: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?
9: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?
10: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?
11: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?
12: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?
13: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?
14: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?
15: Do you miss your last sweetie?
16: Last time you slow danced with someone?
17: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?
18: How can I win your heart?
19: What is your astrological sign?
20: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
21: Do you cook?
22: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?
23: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?
24: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?
25: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?
26: Name four things that you wish you had:
27: Are you a player?
28: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?
29: Are you a tease?
30: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?
31: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?
32: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?
33: Hugs or Kisses?
34: Are you too shy to ask someone out?
35: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
36: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
37: . If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?
38: Do you flirt a lot?
39: Your last kiss?
40: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2011?
41: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?
42: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
43: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?
44: Does someone like you currently?
45: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?
46: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?
47: Ever made out with just a friend?
48: Are you happier single or in a relationship?
49: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.
vondell-swain:
she wear snort snirt i wear sneep snop
500-days-of-dykes:
evemazing reblogged this from 500-days-of-dykes and added: In his defense I’m pretty sure you accidentally kicked him in the balls earlier that night lol.
*I slapped his dick through his pants accidentally*
and then spilled his beer
oh is that what happened? I can’t remember, there was a 30 pack in the room.
skinnyyyboness:
Someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
